Chandler: If crazy plate lady… I mean, Monica dies then I would get Emma right?
(Source: stillonlondontime)
Pete *crying while watching Ghost*: why do we keep renting this movie?…….
….. we should just buy it!
—-Two guys, a girl and a pizza place
The family continued to chant “speech, speech, speech” for no one in particular.
(via trisarahdactyl)
Best quote EVER from Cougar Town
- Laurie: My family is *super* fertile. My aunt got pregnant trying on bikinis. True story.
- Greyson: It's really not...
- Laurie: Well my uncle believed it. Ultimately that kid saved their marriage..
A good definition of cheating…
laurie: cheating is kind of hard to define.
ellie: not to me. cheating includes, but is not limited to, sex, hugging, kissing and winking. gray areas are mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, holding the elevator in dreams (turns to husband) WHICH YOU CAN CONTROL. andy, punishment for cheating?
andy: removing my own genitalia with garden shears while you watch.
laurie: i don’t think it’s cheating if you’re on vacation, if it’s out of pity, or if you both keep your tops on.
-Cougar Town
(via aremmmm)
Show you ma crazy faceee!
(Source: epicaps)
You ate so many Fisherman’s Platters you made it on the wall!
My favourite show possibly ever… possibly.
(Source: tonystunes)
THE best bromance of all time!
(via 5fifth)
